Philly Cheesesteak Hot Pocket and Breakfast Croissant Food Hack

Ingredients

• Hot Pocket Philly steak and cheese
• Jimmy Deans Breakfast Croissant
• Bacon Ranch for garnish
• (optional) grape soda a fan sent you

Instructions

1. Heat the breakfast croissant in the microwave until the cheese starts “bubbling”
2. Microwave the hot pocket, tasting it to temperature while telling the trolls to lick your asscrack
3. Stack the hot pocket on top of the croissant meat/cheese
4. Add some bacon ranch
5. Look at the masterpiece you’ve created and add the croissant top bun
6. Get ranch all over your phone case and lick it all off
7. (Optional) try and fail to open the grape soda

Tags:

• food hack
• fuck the trolls
• microwave
• lick the ranch