bog dog

Take me out to the bog game!

Ingredients:

• hot dog bun
• sarenghetto cheese
• cheddar smoked sausage
• bacon
• jalapeno cheese puffs
• mayonnaise

Instructions

1. Take a hot dog bun and toast it in a pan, watch it like a hawk so you don’t over toast it, remove and set aside
2. Add bacon to pan with bacon grease and country crock3. Flip bacon with fingertips like a moron
3. Add sarenghetto cheese to bun
4. Set bacon on top of cheese
5. Start cooking sausage
6. After some time remove sausage when fully cooked and add on top of bacon
7. Add jalapeno flavored cheese puffs to bog dog
8. Squeeze all the shit together and watch the bun fall apart because it’s covered in grease
9. It is what it is yt
10. Melt the cheese in the microwave(watch it like a hawk!) in minute burts
11. Watch it fall apart againa and make a sloppy mess
12. Complain about life and then touch the hotdog and go “FUCK THAT’S HOT!”
13. Feel useless
14. Use toothpicks to make it stick together so it congeals
15. You literally created a waste of a food hack, good going!

Tags:

• gross
• food hack
• sarenghetto